MAX: Still can’t get that mother open.
I was laughing so hard I cried during this scene!
Why yes I do, Jess, yes I do
Every time
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“That is a pretty sweet plaque plaque.”
When you see a mosquito on your friend’s shoulder
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Sodium pentothal, known commonly as truth serum.
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